Cats and Dogs

• 1. Cats do what they want.
• 2. They rarely listen to you.
• 3. They're totally unpredictable.
• 4. They whine when they are not happy.
• 5. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
• 6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
• 7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
• 8. They're moody.
• 9. They leave hair everywhere.
• 10. They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

What is a Dog?

• 1. Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
• 2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
• 3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
• 4. They growl when they are not happy.
• 5. When you want to play, they want to play.
• 6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
• 7. They are great at begging.
• 8. They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
• 9. They leave their toys everywhere.
• 10. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

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