
You will never hear a Redneck say....


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I'll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex
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You can't fix that with duct tape.
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"Bubba" is a silly name for a boy!
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We don't keep firearms in this house.
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You can't feed THAT to the dog!
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I thought Graceland was tacky.
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No kids in the back of the pick-up. It's not safe.
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Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
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We're vegetarians.
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Do you think my hair is too big?
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I'll have the grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.
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Who's Richard Petty?
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Just give me the SMALL bag of pork rinds.
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Deer heads detract from the decor.
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Spitting is such a nasty habit.
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I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
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Checkmate.
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I don't like cowboy boots. They squeeze my feet.
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I'd rather feed those cute little deer than shoot at 'em.
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She's too old to be wearing that bikini!
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Hey honey, here's a re-run of "Hee-Haw" we haven't seen yet!
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Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla Sue.
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I don't feel like dancing.

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