You will never hear a Redneck say....

• I'll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex
• You can't fix that with duct tape.
• "Bubba" is a silly name for a boy!
• We don't keep firearms in this house.
• You can't feed THAT to the dog!
• I thought Graceland was tacky.
• No kids in the back of the pick-up. It's not safe.
• Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
• We're vegetarians.
• Do you think my hair is too big?
• I'll have the grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.
• Who's Richard Petty?
• Just give me the SMALL bag of pork rinds.
• Deer heads detract from the decor.
• Spitting is such a nasty habit.
• I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
• Checkmate.
• I don't like cowboy boots. They squeeze my feet.
• I'd rather feed those cute little deer than shoot at 'em.
• She's too old to be wearing that bikini!
• Hey honey, here's a re-run of "Hee-Haw" we haven't seen yet!
• Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla Sue.
• I don't feel like dancing.

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