YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM CALIFORNIA WHEN......

• 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercing and none are visible
• 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house
• 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English
• 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Breeze.
• 5. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
• 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
• 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian
• 8. You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
• 9. You can't remember.....is pot illegal?
• 10. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
• 11. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.
• 12. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
• 13. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotch less chaps. You don't even notice.
• 14. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney IS George Clooney.
• 15. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
• 17. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
• 18. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station about "STORM WATCH 2000."
• 19. You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy Blanks himself is teaching the 4:00 PM Tae Bo class.
• 20. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cell phones or pagers.
• 21. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
• 22. Hey!!!! Is Pot Illegal????
• 23. Both you AND your dog have therapists.

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